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Sarah Shahi Wants A Pie In The Face!

Posted by Maya on November 9th, 2008

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We’ve had a huge crush on Sarah Shahi since finding her on The L Word- back before she appeared on the Sopranos and now Life. Who knew that this Maxim photoshoot would foreshadow her recent interview with TV Guide. In it, Sarah reveals her secret wam fantasies. “My biggest fantasy was to have a pie thrown in my face, and I always said who­ever did that, that’s the guy I’d marry. My other boyfriends never had the nerve, but on my birthday two years ago, Steve threw a big gooey pie in my face. It was awesome.”  The line to pie Sarah Shahi forms behind us!

Here’s a great shot of Sarah Shahi teasing us!

Coleslaw Wrestling!

Posted by Emma on March 11th, 2008


If you want proof that great messy moments can happen at any time, Bike Week in Florida told the story. At Sopotnick’s Cabbage Patch in Samsula, women took place in a coleslaw wrestling tournament for a chance to win $500. Of course, we know the real reason they joined in… to get messy! You’ll see some great wrestling in chopped up cabbage and vegetable oil as well as go behind the scenes of the event. Plenty of fans were on hand to cheer the women on, and Hustler magazine’s Jade Delexxxor gave the patrons a flash before the festivities to make sure they were all in full throat! More Pics Here

Win A Free Custom Photoshoot!

Posted by Maya on May 8th, 2007

Welcome to our new WAM blog, featuring links to all our updates, free stuff, WAM webfinds, and other interesting links! We’ve been working on it for a while but we’d like your help in getting it ‘officially’ launched. We’re running a contest over the next couple of weeks…and we’re looking for intersting WAM articles or news finds.

Send us either a valid url or a scan of a clipping with source noted that we can use on our blog and your name will be entered to win your very own custom WAM photoshoot!

Each submission should be sent by individual email to contest@wetandmessyxxx.com

The contest closes May 26th at midnight est so that we have time to prepare for the shoot as Alexxia is booked for early June. You can enter more than once so get hunting guys!
Hugz,
Maya xo

WAM Found on the Web

Posted by Maya on May 3rd, 2007

I was browsing the web today and found something that you custard lovers will enjoy! A cute curvy amateur babe gave Custard a try for a new photoset! This British babe was aprehensive at first but discovered that she loved the feel of the cool custard on her bare skin. Click here to see the entire series!

Is Hugh Grant a Closet Wammer?

Posted by Emma on April 26th, 2007

According to news out of England, movie star Hugh Grant has been arrested for gunging a pappy with baked beans!  Apparently the Notting Hill star was fed up with a particular stalkerazzi, walked into his west London home and came out with a tub of baked beans; which he proceded to hurl at the photographer before pummelling him.
Said the pap, “Hugh then returned to his house and picked up a takeaway container with baked beans in it. I think it was lying outside his door. He then hurled it at me and the beans flew everywhere.”

Does this mean that Hugh Grant might be into beans? A closet wammer? Or does he simply have a working man’s taste in food as well as hookers?

Nowhere could we find pics of the actual mess, only the one of Hugh pre-launch. If you have the missing snaps of a photographer covered in beans, please send them to us!

Strawberries & Cream, Anyone?

Posted by Maya on April 22nd, 2007

I like to look at naughty pics on the ‘net as much as the next kinky person, and in my travels today I came across some sexy pics that I think some of you might enjoy! A naughty amateur wife getting messy with strawberries and cream…

 Click here to see the entire photo series!

Cool Beans!

Posted by Emma on March 21st, 2007


It seems the Scots are naughtier than we ever imagined. Edinburgh is the home of Club Noir, which features erotic retro glamour, elements of burlesque, and evidently, BEANS. If any of you have checked out the show, please report back to us, all good things should be shared ;) In the meantime, click on the thumbnail for a bigger taste.